What kind of sexy beast are you?

When it comes to making love, what animal best describes your technique and style? Are you a cuddly panda or a randy rabbit? Take this quiz and find out.

Answer the questions :

1. Would you rather masturbate to a picture of a gorgeous celebrity or have sex with an ugly girl/guy?

   •  Just how ugly are we talking about?
   •  I'd rather masturbate, thank you.
   •  Meh, I'd hit it.
   •  What kind of rude question is this? People put too much emphasis on physical appearance!
   •  If I love that person I wouldn't care about their looks.

2. Let’s cut to the chase immediately, how many partners have you had?

   •  I'm still a virgin, waiting for the right person.
   •  1-3 -they were proper, long-term relationships.
   •  I stopped counting years ago.
   •  Not too many, the average amount I guess
   •  I could command my own platoon!

3. Do you like to talk dirty while having sex?

   •  I find that rude and thoroughly unappealing.
   •  Yeah sure, spice things up a bit, put them in their place.
   •  You bet sugartits!
   •  I couldn't possibly say something like that.
   •  Not really, but it might be fun sometimes.

4. How often do you masturbate?

   •  I don't masturbate.
   •  More then my hand can keep up.
   •  1-2 times a week.
   •  4-5 times a week.
   •  Masturbation is sex with someone you love and I love to love myself.

5. Your partner suggests a threesome:

   •  Ewwwww gross!
   •  When can we do it? I'm free Thursday.
   •  I am intrigued by the idea.
   •  That's immoral.
   •  Can I bring a friend too?

6. Would you mind playing a bit rough in bed?

   •  I like to slap that ass and show 'em who's the boss!
   •  God no, I'd probably require embarrassing hospital visits after that!!
   •  Sex is a spiritual union between two people who trough pleasure find a higher state of consciousness. Adding pain and discomfort would only ruin the experience.
   •  Only if I'm the one roughing you up.
   •  Nah, that requires too much effort.

7. This might sound like a silly question, but do you like sex?

   •  You deserve a spanking for ever asking such a stupid question.
   •  Of course I do, I like taking naps too.
   •  Sex is one of the most beautiful human experiences that involves not only the physical but the spiritual as well.
   •  I'm not sure anymore.
   •  Yes, when it's with the right person.

8. Do you consider yourself good in bed?

   •  You won't hear my partners complaining.
   •  I'm fantastic, not that you'll ever find out.
   •  I can rock your world and leave you bruises to remember.
   •  I am well endowed in many ways.
   •  Not too shabby, just give me a little bit of sleepy time afterwards.

9. After sex you:

   •  Kick them out and send them on their way.
   •  Go to sleep, I feel exhausted.
   •  Contemplate about the nature of love and sexuality.
   •  Regret drinking so much at the party.
   •  Cuddle and ask my partner what they are thinking.

10. What's your favorite sexual position?

    •  I do it strictly in the missionary position.
    •  Any position where my partner is submissive, or doggy style.
    •  Any position really, except those that can make me sprain things.
    •  I know the Kama Sutra by heart.
    •  I like my partner on top.

11. Your partner suggests you try something a bit more dominatrix with maybe some leather and spanking involved. You?

    •  In sex partners should be equals, one shouldn't dominate the other.
    •  Well, sure I might give it a go, see if we like it
    •  Lose all respect for that person.
    •  I'm too lazy for that crap.
    •  Where have you been all my life? Now bend over!

12. Speaking of leather what's your fetish?

    •  This might not exactly be a fetish, but I like to role play.
    •  Anything me and my partner can fully enjoy.
    •  I don't have a specific fetish per se.
    •  Me telling you you've been bad, very bad.
    •  Anything to do with food.

13. Where do you like to make love:

    •  The bedroom with the lights off.
    •  In a public place.
    •  On a beach under the moonlight, or in a satin bed covered with rose petals and a fireplace.
    •  On the bed, on the floor, on the towel by the door, In the tub, in the car, up against the minibar"
    •  Someplace where I can't get into an accident.

14. How long does it take for you to get in the mood:

    •  As long as it takes to light a match.
    •  I'm feeling horny right now.
    •  It requires logistics and planning.
    •  I need a little bit of romance first
    •  I'm never in the mood.

15. Would you ever consider doing anal sex?

    •  Gosh no, that is so gross!
    •  It hurts my tushy!
    •  I do not get involved in such deviant behavion no matter how trendy it may be.
    •  Sure, any hole is a goal.
    •  I've done it already.

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