What kind of a ninja are you?

If you had the proper ninja training how would you do? Are you a wuss or would you kick some serious butt? Take this test and find out.

Answer the questions :

1. What do you think of Samurais?

   •  Those bastards!!
   •  They scare me.
   •  We are one, divided into two opposing sides. We follow the same basic principles and fight with honor,
   •   I dont think about samurais I kill them.
   •  I think they are cool.

2. Are you usually the silent one among large groups of people?

   •  Yeah, I'm a bit shy.
   •  No, I enjoy engaging in intelligent conversation.
   •  I speak only when needed.
   •  Not at all, I'm usualy the one cracking the jokes.
   •  Yes, I listen carefully to what other people say, you always need to read between the lines.

3. Someone insults you:

   •  I tell them their momma is so stupid she thought a nunchuck was chinese takeaway.
   •  I wait patiently for my moment of vengeance.
   •  I kill them, their family and their cat.
   •  Words only have meaning if you give it to them
   •  I ignore them.

4. You're preparing for a mission, what do you wear?

   •  Something snazzy, I wan't to leave an impression.
   •  Something inconspicuous, so that I may be almost invisible.
   •  Something comfortable, that doesn't grind up on me.
   •  Something practical, that will make me more efficient in combat.
   •  I don't care what I wear as long as I can kick some ass!

5. Are you good at hiding and being invisible?

   •  Yes, I often hide,
   •  Can you see me? No? Well, there's your answer.
   •  I have mastered that art, yes.
   •  Like an elephant in a glass shop.
   •  In order to become good at something one must know himself best.

6. You are surrounded by enemies and the situation seems hopeless:

   •  Don't worry, I'll figure something out.
   •  I'm gonna die!!!!
   •  I knew I should have worked out more!
   •  I'm going out in a blaze of glory and taking as much of those bastards with me as I can!!
   •  Death doesn't scare me, it is just a transition to another form of consciousness.

7. How would you describe your shape?

   •  Non-existant.
   •  Both my mind and my body are in perfect shape.
   •  I could use some work out but nothing to be conserned about.
   •  I am the picture of fitness.
   •  Shape? I don't have a shape anymore. I'm like a big blob of goo.

8. In the heat of battle you tend to:

   •  Run as fast as I can.
   •  Kill everybody that comes near me!
   •  Strike with lethal efficiency.
   •  Grab a beer, damn this fighting makes me thirsty!
   •  Wait for the perfect moment to strike the enemy.

9. When it comes to killing enemies, how would you go around it?

   •  Depends on the situation, sometimes hand to hand combat is preferable, sometimes I use weapons.
   •  Get someone else to do the killing, or throw a bomb.
   •  Poison is the safest bet.
   •  I like to crush them with my bare hands!
   •  I wouldn't go around it, I'd just do it.

10. Do you believe a ninja needs to look after his diet?

    •  Not really.
    •  Um, yeah, sure...
    •  Yes a Ninja needs to be in perfect harmony with the needs of his body.
    •  Yes, cause you never know who wants to poison your food.
    •  Where's the fun in that?

11. Choose a weapon:

    •  My bare hands!
    •  A bomb.
    •  Anything can be lethal in the right hands.
    •  A sharp, shiny sword.
    •  Nunchucks baby, see me shake 'em.

12. What are the most essential traits a ninja has to possess?

    •  Wisdom.
    •  Patience.
    •  Skills
    •  Speed.
    •  Strenght.

13. At night:

    •  See me meditate.
    •  Dinner time!
    •  Party time!
    •  I'm as light as a breeze, a silent shadow.
    •  Hear me roar.

14. Your enemies:

    •  Are in better shape then me.
    •  What? Where?? Are they here?!!
    •  Won't even know what hit them.
    •  Are as good as dead.
    •  Have my respect, but will feel my strength.

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