Which Futurama Character Are You?

Let's leap a thousand years into the future into the world of Futurama. Take this test and find out which character you'd be.

Answer the questions :

1. You're feeling a bit hungry, what is the first thing you grab from the fridge:

   •  A nice cold bottle of beer to fire up my circuits.
   •  I don't eat regular food.
   •  I think I'll pass, I need to take care of my figure.
   •  A little sandwich, thin, with a neatly sliced crust.
   •  I'll take anything I can find I haven't eaten in ages!
   •  A sexy box of chocolate cookies! Mmmmmm delicious.
   •  A slice of old, cold pizza with something green growing on the side of it, I think it looks like Salmonella or some alien slime thingy. Oh well, still tastes good.
   •  I'll just fix myself a sandwich and some mineral water.
   •  A nice protein cocktail to rejuvenate my brain cells.

2. What's the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?

   •  Think about the one I love.
   •  Look at myself naked in the mirror. Gosh, I'm stunning!
   •  Wrestle with a hangover the size of your ass.
   •  Try to remember where I am.
   •  Duh! Fix my hair and polish my nails, silly.
   •  Think about my daily routine and all the papers I need to file.
   •  I get up, do some workout, get dressed, and fix breakfast.
   •  Clean my outer shell and then look for something to eat.
   •  Check my pulse, to see if I'm still alive.

3. Let's talk about you, what's your favorite place to go out and meet people?

   •  At a strip bar.
   •  The retirement home is always a good place to meet some fresh new faces.
   •  At the annual tax auditor's convention.
   •  I'm not very good at meeting new people.
   •  At a common mating ground on my home planet.
   •  At a party made in honor of my awesomeness.
   •  I donâ't get out much, to be honest.
   •  The mall or a pizza place.
   •  At the coolest new club.

4. Give us an example of your dream job:

   •  Any job but the one I have right now.
   •  Being a model, or a TV personality.
   •  Being the president of a company that makes some super cool stuff, that people can like use and feel cool about it.
   •  Being a level 60 Bureaucrat.
   •  A world famous doctor!
   •  God.
   •  Commanding my own ship
   •  Dream job? I donâ't have time for dreams; I'm too busy with my doomsday device!
   •  The job I have right now.

5. Hey, you're looking kind of cute today.

   •  Ughhhhhhh ummm,*gulp*, ffffffff, ummm arrrrrr...
   •  Have you been sniffing glue?
   •  Gee, thanks, I washed my shirt today.
   •  Your mating call intrigues me.
   •  Well, you look mighty fine yourself, rrrrrrrr.
   •  Thank you; I'm not wearing a tie today.
   •  Thank you, I always look cute.
   •  Thank you, can you give me 20 bucks, I'm good for it.
   •  Ummm thank you, I think. Please go away now.

6. You are stranded on the planet of Amazon women and they have just sentenced you to death by Snu Snu:

   •  Bring it on, I'm more then they can handle.
   •  Do I get a last meal first?
   •  For the love of God nooooooooooo!
   •  I've always dreamed of dying this way, I just never thought I'd actually die this way.
   •  What a useless waste of time.
   •  I can handle it; I used to be a limbo champion!
   •  Somehow I don't think I'm their type.
   •  What's Snu Snu?
   •  Weeell...ladies, don't worry, there is plenty of me to go around!

7. Your ship is being sucked in by a giant Black Hole:

   •  Damn it, I didn't file my taxes yet!
   •  Out of the way let the professional deal with this, I've got a shiny medal to prove it!
   •  I'm too cute to die!
   •  Were all gonna dieeeeeee!
   •  And just as I was starting to have a love life. I never have any luck!
   •  Don't panic, I'll handle it
   •  Whaaat?
   •  The level of incompetency on this ship is more terrifying then the impending doom we are about to face.
   •  I didn't touch anything!

8. Choose a place where you'd rather be now, instead of doing this test:

   •  Don't worry, I've made a time machine and already found out my results.
   •  In a bed covered in velure.
   •  Going on a date would be nice for a change.
   •  This is better than going back to work. Can I answer some more questions? Please?
   •  Ummm like anywhere, duh?
   •  Having a big feast at an all you can eat buffet.
   •  High rolling in a casino.
   •  In front of a TV drinking Duff beer.
   •  Oh no problem, I like filling out forms.

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